bhonk! bhonk!
that’s the nose blowing noise of bub. this isn’t something i signed up for when we got married. and actually he didn’t used to make this noise. so how does one go from a quiet nose blower to — as my cousin put it “baby ducks”. can a person actually change the essence of their bodily functions on a whim? I asked Josh what happened to change his nasally timbre. he concluded that listening to me –i have always been a vigorous nose blower, but i thought it was genetic and that my sinuses gave me an edge on this activity — gave him the idea that loud nose blowing was more satisfying than the measly blows. he then used some engineering terms involving velocity to explain why my way was better. and eureka, his idea to experiment was born and has hence evolved to what it is today. nobody ever told me this was what “becoming like your mate” meant…