i am a tater tot (think mini couch potato). i love tv. since i was as young as i can remember it has been my secret friend. to me it actually might be better than a real friend. its always there, its warm and comforting. it bathes you in its pale blue glow. it never talks back. it lets you control it. you can yell at it. it never gets offended and when you’re sick of the crap that comes out of it you can shut it off. so yeah the tv has taken the place of my social life. i’m pathetic. i’ll even admit that sometimes i’ll make fun of other people for watching trash on tv — pretending that i haven’t seen the same thing. well don’t tell anyone.