r u ok?

one time me and my two friends went to a fun cuban restaurant and had a really good time.  unfortunately — there’s at least one in every crowd, there was one friend who was having immediate digestive unrest as we left the restaurant.  we ended up making it just around the corner to the starbucks where he immediately snapped up the key to the bathroom.  my other friend and i were just hanging out .. making chit chat.. wondering how long we were going to be there.. after 20 minutes we were wondering if we’d have to go in after him.  at that point i think 4 other people had tried to use the bathroom but it was ocupado…
my other friend got a text message.. from our digestively challenged friend in the bathroom.  IM OK it said, RU directing traffic out there??
well that was a first for me, being texted from the toilet.