my friend and i went to the sports authority to try on bathing suits. and lets just say that it was a debilitating experience. lets just say that the operative word to describe how we felt when we left was “sausage”. i’m not even really sure what it is. we are not fat people. we’re really probably average to thin.. well not MODEL thin. i’ll be the first to admit i have eaters arms. my legs are like tree trunks. but really. i am not bad looking, but i feel like a bag lady sometimes. why is that? i read an article where it said that women think they’re fatter than they really are and men all think they’re scrawnier than they really are. i remember a fat guy called bub scrawny once and i thought it was mean, but then i was like — i’ll give that fat guy a break, he’s fat.