so today marks the day that bub and i went to the courthouse and signed the wedding registry book. so yeah, another year passed and what to show for it? i tell people that bub and i are basically just still married out of spite. when people first found out that i had married bub they were like — are you pregnant? and i’m like no. and then they’re like why? like i needed the hassle of a huge wedding and all the people looking at me, and all the primping. i feel like some people are just waiting for this marriage to disintegrate. like they want to hear that bub is an abuser with a ketamine addiction and a penchant for cheap women. ha i laugh when i write that sentence. anyway but really. what do i have to show for it? probably just this wrinkle and a hair that is gray at the bottom and brown at the top, no seriously that happens! maybe next year bub will get a job.
