One of the things I love about America is that we let people go to the bathroom in toilets if they need to. This was a fact i was well reminded of when we were visiting an unnamed european country that rhymes with “fiddley”. The only bathroom i could find cost me .8 Euros and there were poo streaks in the toilet. And apparently the women of Fiddley have a method of using the toilet which involves peeing on the seat and floor with gusto. So of course I am in there cleaning the thing with a mound of paper before i dare approach it. You know its bad when I tell you that the Exxon station at Massaponax is a 4 star hotel potty compared with the type of museum or pay as you go banyo you find over there. So again, God Bless America.