pirate’s booty

the other day i took a nice lunch with a co worker and went downtown to go shoe shopping.  i highly recommend this as a lunch time activity.  getting out during lunch is one of the few things that makes you human!  so we went downtown.  and i tried on all the display models because they always put my size out… and lo and behold i went to macy’s and they had — the pirate’s peg leg clogs!! oh my gosh.. i had seen these about a month earlier but talked myself out of them.. but then when i saw them again i knew i had to get them… i mean — it wasn’t an impulse by at that point – it was well thought out — and practically a need.  and let me say i look AWESOME in these shoes.  and i have gotten beaucoup comments!! positive ones — i think.

i’ve been told they’re ghetto fabulous.. and frankly that is the honest truth of the matter.  they have the stiletto heel  ( that’s the peg leg).. and they have gaudy gold buckles with rhinestones (that’s the pirate’s booty).  i will post a picture here so that you know how completely great these things are.. of course i can barely walk in them, but they’re made to be seen not walked in.. let’s just say i won’t be winning any races down the hall in them… and there is probably a high chance that i fall and bite it… but its totally worth it.  i keep them in my drawer at work so that if i’m ever feeling down i can open the drawer, put them on and feel fancy.  lets just say, it really brightens my day.

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