one night i was going on vacation and i was feeling really really sick. my stomach felt like it was in knots. i wanted to fart. i wanted to barf. as we were driving in the car i said 2 bub… am i pregnant? I feel horrible, maybe this is what its like to be pregnant! and bub said are you sure this doesn’t have anything to do with .. ingestion of dairy?
me: what?! no, no i didn’t!
bub: well, are you sure??
i thought a moment.
me: well, i only had 2 pieces of pizza, a latte, and a cheeseburger…. from what i can remember.
bub: … (snickered, pauses) i think you might be pregnant ….. with gas.
