Author Archives: littlewoo

r u ok?

one time me and my two friends went to a fun cuban restaurant and had a really good time.  unfortunately — there’s at least one in every crowd, there was one friend who was having immediate digestive unrest as we … Continue reading

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can you hear me now?

so do you think that like attracts like?  for instance, i’ve noticed that i, being petite have a good number of girl friends who are also petite.  i don’t think its discrimination or anything i just think maybe that’s because … Continue reading

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get yer sea legs matey

yesterday i had the viewing pleasure of watching almost every member of immediate family barfing over the side of a boat.  let’s just say we were going to have a “real fun” day of fishing off the new england coast, … Continue reading

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independent woman

i’m not going to lie to you.  i like my “alone” time.  i’ve theorized about this and decided that its probably because i was an only child for a while.  see, only children spend the majority of their time by … Continue reading

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comic heros

bub has been staying up late recently.  when i leave he has been sitting on the couch looking at asian comics online for approximately 3 hours.  later i am asleep, but awake enough that i can look at the clock … Continue reading

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fairy land

condo neighbors grind my gears.  we live in a condo – we’re not incompotent boobs.  and there lies the problem.  we end up fixing the building, while they end up trashing it.  just one example – around 5am, one morning … Continue reading

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U.A.S.R.

bub has a sickness which i like to call “unusual attachment to sick rags”.  its weird because he’s not a collector of objects — like dust collectors or.. comic books.. or anything weird and nerdy like that.  but i have to … Continue reading

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ms. blueberry

do you remember madam blueberry?  she sings i am so bluuu bluuuu bluuu.  i remember we used to always to go the beach at starfish in the in the afternoons, we would bring our fishing rods and crab pot… and … Continue reading

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of mice and men

yesterday we went running by the harbor.  on our way back we saw a rodent scurrying across our path.  look!  i said to bub, did you see that mouse?  i stopped to peer under the car where it had run.  … Continue reading

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hobos

There exists something i like to call the “grad school flunkie”.   let me give you an example.  lets say there is an individual who possessed such powers of intellect that they could basically do any job on earth.   now lets … Continue reading

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