Category Archives: I Don’t Like Some People
giving back
i like it when plants give me stuff. i always wonder, why do people grow plants that don’t do anything. just being green isn’t a reason enough to be allowed/or encouraged to live. like those spider plants. they don’t flower, … Continue reading
We Pee for Free in the US of A
One of the things I love about America is that we let people go to the bathroom in toilets if they need to. This was a fact i was well reminded of when we were visiting an unnamed european country … Continue reading
smells like death
one time i sniffed in bub’s ear and it smelled like death. ever since, i’ve demanded that he rinse his ears with the baby snot bulb. nuff said.
single ladies
ok so now i have seen it first hand. i was out at a friends house for dinner, and after the meal was over, one of the lady guests turned to my single friend and said “so, are you seeing … Continue reading
still the one
so today marks the day that bub and i went to the courthouse and signed the wedding registry book. so yeah, another year passed and what to show for it? i tell people that bub and i are basically just still … Continue reading
Laurel life
i used to like to scare myself a little bit. back in the day when i was a single lady i like to save on electricity by unplugging or turning off every power strip or electrical appliance in the apartment. … Continue reading
r u ok?
one time me and my two friends went to a fun cuban restaurant and had a really good time. unfortunately — there’s at least one in every crowd, there was one friend who was having immediate digestive unrest as we … Continue reading
can you hear me now?
so do you think that like attracts like? for instance, i’ve noticed that i, being petite have a good number of girl friends who are also petite. i don’t think its discrimination or anything i just think maybe that’s because … Continue reading
get yer sea legs matey
yesterday i had the viewing pleasure of watching almost every member of immediate family barfing over the side of a boat. let’s just say we were going to have a “real fun” day of fishing off the new england coast, … Continue reading
independent woman
i’m not going to lie to you. i like my “alone” time. i’ve theorized about this and decided that its probably because i was an only child for a while. see, only children spend the majority of their time by … Continue reading