Category Archives: I Don’t Like Some People

bub has been staying up late recently.  when i leave he has been sitting on the couch looking at asian comics online for approximately 3 hours.  later i am asleep, but awake enough that i can look at the clock … Continue reading →

condo neighbors grind my gears.  we live in a condo – we’re not incompotent boobs.  and there lies the problem.  we end up fixing the building, while they end up trashing it.  just one example – around 5am, one morning … Continue reading →

bub has a sickness which i like to call “unusual attachment to sick rags”.  its weird because he’s not a collector of objects — like dust collectors or.. comic books.. or anything weird and nerdy like that.  but i have to … Continue reading →

do you remember madam blueberry?  she sings i am so bluuu bluuuu bluuu.  i remember we used to always to go the beach at starfish in the in the afternoons, we would bring our fishing rods and crab pot… and … Continue reading →

yesterday we went running by the harbor.  on our way back we saw a rodent scurrying across our path.  look!  i said to bub, did you see that mouse?  i stopped to peer under the car where it had run.  … Continue reading →

There exists something i like to call the “grad school flunkie”.   let me give you an example.  lets say there is an individual who possessed such powers of intellect that they could basically do any job on earth.   now lets … Continue reading →

the doctor phil episode tonight was about mega moochers.  bub, i said, lets watch doctor phil – it’s about mega moochers, you should know all about this one.  we didn’t really watch the show — my doctor phil stint was … Continue reading →

when i was younger and maybe a little now i always wanted to be a falconer.  i’m not really sure why, but i think its because of the phrase “bird of prey”.  wouldn’t it be cool though to have a … Continue reading →

i have recently become a griller.  i was very excited about it because  i felt like it put me in touch with our cave dwelling ancestors who only had fire to cook their meat.  so we finally got a place that … Continue reading →

my friend and i went to the sports authority to try on bathing suits.  and lets just say that it was a debilitating experience.  lets just say that the operative word to describe how we felt when we left was … Continue reading →